Wednesday 4 March 2015

Temporal Anomaly in Lincoln's Bailgate

Tempus fugit runs wild!

Behind a seemingly ordinary door in uphill Lincoln lurks a vortex bound for the year 1909. On the other side of this temporal tunnel is Lady Rose's Edwardian tea-room.

If you do find yourself flung into the past here, do not despair! The cakes and sandwiches, made on the premises, are quite delicious.

The worrying aspect is whether or not the time anomaly is a prelude for an invasion of our century, or a scientific experiment by a higher life form. Senior temporal investigator, Sextus O'clock, had this to say; "Currently we are not treating this situation as a threat to the public. The staff are very friendly and so far the time travel is in both directions."

Whilst speculation continues about the origin of the tea room, the staff are appealing for information about who left the fez on the hat stand.

If you have any information pertaining to anything in this story, please contact the ministry of temporal affairs immediately.

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